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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BossDj@piefed.social 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The one guy in the room

"Let me grab the scissors real quick"

"No need, I have a knife!"

"Oh that's okay, they're in the drawer right here"

"LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT"

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Them scissors in the drawer at the base of the tree?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I also carry a knife; it's for when I'm NOT at (someone's) home, typically when I buy some food that needs a little extra effort for eating, e.g. a loaf of bread, whole fruit, cheese, or just opening the package. And there's a multitude of other rarer use cases.