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A lot, I'd reckon (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 65 points 5 hours ago (8 children)

1 a day? I feel like a lot of people might not ever get to see it. You’d go a large portion of your life always hearing about it, seeing stories in the news, one of your friend’s relatives was squished by it. But then one day you’re minding your business on your way to work when it shows up and crushes the car in front of you.

Looks like you get to call off from work. You just witnessed The Hand. Go ahead and take a day to collect your senses.

[–] br3d@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Cars kill more than 3500 people every day and we don't seem to care. This hand is benevolent by comparison

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 15 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I understand. You're saying we should worship the hand. All hail the Hand! For the Hand is benevolent!

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

May the hand be with you brother

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 56 minutes ago

Well, figuratively.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Brother, May you pull thy finger in peace.

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