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submitted 7 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] br3d@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Cars kill more than 3500 people every day and we don't seem to care. This hand is benevolent by comparison

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I understand. You're saying we should worship the hand. All hail the Hand! For the Hand is benevolent!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

lo how he punisheth the wicked who by thought or action hath kindled the wrath of the eternal judge. The sins of man unknown to his brother shall be sown again into the earth. By his hand we are raised and so to by the hand my we fall

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

May the hand be with you brother

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Well, figuratively.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Brother, May you pull thy finger in peace.