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A lot more people living underground and a lot more snake oil. Probably a cult or two.
It sounds like The Hand is inevitable, so you'd just be dooming everyone else in your tunnel/bunker/whatever when it collapses. If anything, I'd argue we'd spread out a bit more to avoid collateral damage.
You think you understand the will of The Hand!? HOLY WAR.
This heathen dares to suggest that The Hand causes collateral damage!?! The Order Of The Deliberate And Benevolent Hand finds this extremely offensive!
The Most Pointiness From Above only Squishes those who deserve to be Squished!