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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip -1 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I've always refused epidurals.
If they fuck up i'm the one that ends up in a wheel chair or worse and they always make you sign a waiver first (which i sign with a dummy signature but anyway not gonna risk it).

No needles near my spine, thank you.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

A dummy signature is still a signature. It's the act of signing, not what you sign. An X counts, etc.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What if you sign "under duress"

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Negates the intent to sign, cf any laws predicated on consent and being compos mentis.

unless the dummy is meant to be someone else's signature, then it's a crime

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 hours ago

Even if John Doe signs as Donnie Darko?

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they can also fuck up general anesthesia and give you brain damage or kill you 🤷

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

A bit harder though considering they keep dosage as low as possible.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

The danger varies based on patient history and type of operation. General is sometimes more dangerous, especially in older individuals. Both are pretty safe in the right circumstances, but spinal anesthesia has a way bigger "yuck" factor

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Anesthesiologists are the most serious doctors. Purely anecdotal, but I've never met one that can smile.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

That's because they practice on their faces during internship.