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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (infosec.pub)
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[–] msage@programming.dev 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 hours ago

I miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!