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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish to god Visual Basic was still around so Copilot et. al. could get infected with ON ERROR RESUME NEXT statements. Or its under-appreciated but vastly more horrific cousin ON ERROR RESUME.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I might make that my first coding project after I retire. I bet I can code up a global import that implements "ON ERROR RESUME" in a couple of modern languages...