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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Epstein deadline is tomorrow, right?

Gotta throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.

Misdirect, misdirect, misdirect

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

i think mike johnson dismissed the house to prevent that currently.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Oh damn I missed that. Just saw it in the news! What a gross man.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only on paper. In reality, the authors of the bill wrote that Trump and Bondi get to decide what to release and can withhold as much of the documents as they want under the guise of "national security." It was just more kayfabe.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The trove has been leaking like a sieve over the last few months. I'm not sure what else people are expecting to see at this point.

There's this bizarre insistence that one more big scandal will be the final straw. And we've been playing this game since Hillary released "Grab'em by the pussy".