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[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

every scientist on planet earth is wrong about basic physics

Until someone comes up with a unified theory that works for both Newtonian mechanics and quantum mechanics I'd say this is true - we're all wrong about basic physics.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Science is a liar sometimes! This is Aristotle. Thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everybody believed him, because he was so smart. Until another smartest guy came around: Galileo, and he disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on Earth look like a bitch. 'Course, Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion, and there was no way that the moon could cause the ocean's tides. Everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also wrong, making him and everyone else on Earth look like a bitch again. And then, best of all, Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everybody's nips off with his big brains. 'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zgk8UdV7GQ0

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S8E10 "Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense"

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's generally useful to think of these things in more nuanced terms than right or wrong. If/when they are unified, it will be a refinement.

https://hermiene.net/essays-trans/relativity_of_wrong.html

My answer to him was, "John, when people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together."

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Exactly. The Earth is actually shaped like a banana.

All models are wrong, some models are useful

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 22 hours ago

It's not Newtonian physics, we know Newtonian physics is wrong and have done for about a century.

It's Einstein physics and quantum mechanics that need to be unified. Of course the fact that they don't agree probably indicates that one, or the other, or both is also wrong.

I suspect that the real answer probably has something to do with our misunderstanding in how coarse graining plays inro quantum mechanics, because it just seems sort of a cop out to say that changes smooth out over larger distances. It's just putting an arbitrary boundary between the two realms. It's a good explanation but it also doesn't really make any sense because why would the universe care?

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

When they come up with that model, it'll be able to explain both how protons are formed, and show that the 9th planet, Vulcan, exists...