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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] Shanmugha@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol. Thanks for the trip in your dreams, but that will be enough for me. Have a good day

[โ€“] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Stage one: denial.