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Also, if a civilization is advanced enough to create space-time bubbles, they are advanced enough to have speed matching cruise control.
Seriously, you think building a world-separating spacetime bubble that can instantly travel lightyears away is believable, but that programming it to stay on a smooth predictable course along an orbital path is NOT believable?
But would they be advanced enough to see why kids like the sweet taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
What a random throwback reference, hahah