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What kind of fucking fanfiction is this whole thing. Satire truly is dead.
Also
Stop "slamming" and similar terms because they fucking mean nothing
Nothing seems to mean anything anymore.
Like it's batshit crazy and the right and left and people eat it up and it makes them feel like they are a part of something because they haven't cultivated their own worth as a human being beyond their consumerism and materialism. Their values are based on their owners ideologies that they are born into and not universal human understanding.
All I can do is watch all of it and want to kill myself when I realize everything truly is and has been bullshit and so many lives are wasted in participating is the bullshit culture they manipulate people with.
I think we need to get more graphic not less.
"Newsome DOUBLE SUPLEXES president and VP in latest witty tweet. World leaders RIOT NAKED in response."
Well either go full on into it and plummet 20ft through the announcers table or use no language like that.