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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re letting people with the mentality of spoiled school children scare you into inaction

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

If you've ever spent time with an adolescent, you will understand how scary the idea of school children, with unlimited power, money, and knowledge of the world, is truly horrifying. I'm not scared of school children, but if one had a bazooka pointed at you, I bet you'd be finding cover like the rest of us.