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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (infosec.pub)
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[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Almost any language is ok but some ecosystems make me want to turn into a murder hobo (looking at you, JavaScript).

[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

You can't imagine how often I just sweared today about js. What did go through the mind of their designers, when they created this growing disease, and why did web browsers accept this as the lingua franca for the web. So... much... pain...

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Try using luarocks with luajit.