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I have no idea where the citizenship test thing came from. I said border security would instantly lock you in a room and eventually deport you if you came to the US because of your weed charges. That's just true... And I wanted to squash that idea when you sounded like you might want to come here. It would be bad, and I don't want that for anyone
And you're the one who said you had a job driving around the homeless! I even followed up to say I didn't know what that means, but that the idea of giving the homeless rides to medical appointments seems like a good idea
See? No common ground. What are we even talking about?
And again, with the pretending that you have amnesia. You're not lying to me or the internet, lil' fella, you're lying to yourself.
That's you. You said that. That's wrong. Will you be able to accept you were wrong? Of course not, just like I said days ago.
You're just here clinging to your ego. You haven't engaged in good faith for a couple of days now, avoiding pretending you can't see (or you're literally just too lazy/illiterate to read a few lines lol) most of my text. That's the "you think I'm reading that" bit you're getting into.
See, because now I'll have to ask, for the umpteenth time, why do you talk about border control? That would only matter if I ever had an intention of stepping a foot in your shithole, which I've kept a constant stance on; I will not be doing that. You know I've repeated, again and again, and again and again and again. Like with everything else as well (like you deluding yourself that homeless people get free rides in Finland xDDDD address that you pathetic coward), you're simply pretending that you don't understand that HAVING THE KNOWLEDGE to do something doesn't equal you actually DOING it. A surgeon knows a million ways to kill you. Does that mean that there's one behind your door, lurking, with a scalpel? ;DDD
Nope. I said I drove around the homeless in my job. I can see how with your (remember which one to use) limited English you can't see the difference. If a cop told you they drive around homeless people in their job, would you think they're doing it out of the goodness of their heart? No. Because that would be a moronic assumption. Just like you keep making. And then projecting that I'm making them, despite you not being able to point to a single thing I've said that would be inaccurate or supposely showed a twisted view of US society or culture. Not a SINGLE one.
And that's why you're so angry. Having a tantrum that you lost an imaginary argument you had in your head, meanwhile in reality, you've just been stomping your feet and crying. You're dumber than these fucking cops lol and that's saying something.
Will you be able to address the fact you called me delusional, despite me acing any and all practice tests put to me? Will you ever admit that you're even capable of making mistakes? No. Is that utterly ridiculous, avoiding admitting a mistake when everyone can see you've made one? Yeah. Very much so. Very early-20's of you. Where were you during 9/11? Or were you just a thought in your daddy's head? Or are you just like actually like, totally an adult, and you were only sucking your moms tits and just can't remember anything?
What the fuck are you on about? You haven't provided context! I expressed a lack of context!
If you really want to know where I was on 9/11, I was in school. It was very weird.
I don't know how to connect to you as a human being. I'm certain I've never said you couldn't pass the citizenship test, because that's not the hard part. The hard part is the process that takes years
Do you want me to be mean to you? Is that what this is? Because I've got weak spots, you're just miles away from them
The one thing you've communicated to me is where your weak spots are. It's your mother. It's respect. It's isolation. I could be very cruel, and I have no desire to be.
I'm genuinely asking... Do you want to be torn down? I understand how it can be healing, but it won't feel good for me. But I'll do it if that's what you need.
No. You implied one. There's a marked difference. You can just ask me if you'd like. You know, how I keep asking you things, but you keep avoiding answering them? Yet you get pissed at me not expressly detailing something you haven't even asked for, after you've said "I can't answer any of your questions, because your just gishgalloping everywhere"?
That's hilarious. This is why I do this. Every individual meltdown like yours teaches me something new about the human psyche.
"I was in school" right yeah. Because a vague answer like that definitely means that you remember it? Being "in school" could mean anything from kindergarten to university. But you know that. That's why you chose those words. Because it's vague. Honestly, I'd put a bet on that being a lie. I can't prove it, but I would bet on it. I'm not much of a betting man but I seem to do excellently when it comes to twerps like you, who can't handle just reading and writing without getting emotional.
"You've indicated where your weak spots are" what is this, some fucking PVP game? You're trying to use psychology, because you feel hurt that I pointed out you're doing classic projection. So now you're even more hurt, and have also realised that the "YOU FUCKING RETARD" approach doesn't exactly work. Sooner or later, you'll devolve into "lol, k" or something, until you get mad enough and block me. Which you definitely should've done already, but you simply can't.
Just like you can't address your own words.
"Do you want to be torn down" uh, yes, that's why I have a fucking therapist? There's literally nothing you could say that would ever even come close to hurting me. You're like a chihuahua who doesn't understand how small he is, and it's extremely ironic, because this is the thread where you have a meltdown and cry "NO, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!11!!!1! ://///" then when being repeatedly asked what specifically don't I understand, you gishgallop everywhere and despite you doing that and screeching "RETARD" at me, I haven't gotten even slightly upset at any point. I just enjoy reading and especially writing. That's clearly not the case for you.
That's why it's so easy for me to predict your every move. Like how you keep avoiding actually answering any question. After being prodded a hundred times you managed one vague non-answer answer. And you think everyone doesn't see that you're deluding yourself? :D
Just like you now proceeded to reply, without actually admitting you're even capable of EVER being mistaken in ANYTHING.
Fucking omegalol
edit oh wait that's not how you kids like your memes here
Again, WE DON'T HAVE COMMON GROUND
You didn't say you wanted me to rip into you, you said you have a therapist. And so I'm not going to, because I have compassion.
Yes, I was in school. I specifically said university. My ideas stand on their own.
Again, you whether or not you could pass the citizenship test is meaningless. You're delusional if you think you'd be able to take it. What the fuck are you even taking about? It's a years long process
I know what the immigration process is for a half dozen countries. Finland ain't one of them. You're just gishgalloping about
What do you think could be achieved here? Why do you want to keep talking? Are you that lonely?
Oh please, little fella. Please, please, pleeease, "rip into me". I'm begging you.
"I'm gonna tear you down. I know your weak spots."
Jesus what fucking larping my man. You can't pretend to be a polite psychologist after screeching "you fucking retard". :D It's not really credible. And I'm sure you're aware of that, but you're trying so hard to pretend not to be.
No it's not. It's to point out the vast difference between each other's understandings of each other's society and culture. You've said "I know what kind of programs you do", no you fucking dont, and that's been proved again and again anda again. You also say I simply can't understand America. So someone who passes the citizenship test has no understanding of America? Your feelings are more of an accurate measure than the official test that the US employs to actually figure that out? Your feelings? :;D
No man. Please, do rip into me. You won't. Yet you'll keep replying, because again, your feelings are hurt that I pointed out that you were wrong to say what you said. You're already devolving. This is the pleading phase of your denial. ;>
edit oh right remember how I said you can't admit that you're just fallible, like regular humans? and how you DIDNT? even though you definitely did say that I couldn't pass the test, and now are saying "it doesn't matter" if I would after saying "I never said you couldn't". GISHGALLOP MY BOY GISHGALLOP HEEEYOOOO
Ok... All you had to do was ask, you've been trauma dumping in me for like 2 days now
No one in your life respects you. You're the mentally ill creep who people tolerate until they don't. Your own mother doesn't take you seriously, your own mother.
You didn't make it. You're not an intellectual, you're not educated. I bet you barely made it through secondary school, and have done nothing meaningful with your life since then. You certainly speak like it, at least your English is admittedly good. You'd honestly sound smarter if you English was worse
You don't have the intellectual or educational background to speak on any of these topics you've taken a stand on. You're a borderline retard. I don't know what you're doing here. You're ideas are literally worthless... Zero analysis, all emotion
The sheer arrogance.... No wonder you don't have real friends. Mine are ride or die, if I call at three AM they pick up. A single phone call and they'd travel across the continent. If I don't pick up for too long, they track me down. When I'm in a bad place, my friends and family just show up. Over and over. I don't even know how they get my address sometimes
You could be better. It's something you could choose to do. A little humility could do you a long way
Wow, that's so curiously spot on it's just creepy. I'm in tears man, tears.
Now what else are you gonna attempt to avoid saying "I make mistakes, just like all other humans." I make mistakes as well, because I'm a human. I've edited several of my comments, because I proofread and then fix my mistakes. The point there being fixing my mistakes. See that requires actually taking responsibility for your own words (and actions.)
Good of you to spot that I'm proud of being an intellectual, but unfortunately, the facts beg to differ with the bs you've concocted (but think you've derived). Facts like how you're still pathetically avoiding saying you even remember 9/11. How you're still avoiding admitting to even saying that you ever said a thing I've literally screencapped you saying. Or is it something that you actually meant instead of said? That you're just not proficient enough in English to express your intentions to a person who is perfectly fluent in English? So that'd mean that you're not that literate, wouldn't it? Uff, that's a tough one. You're gonna have to pick either saying I've faked a screencap, which everyone will know is a pathetic lie, or that you're functionally illiterate, OR that you were wrong.
It's gonna be one of those. Lies of omission count, by the way. :)
Yeah, I am being extremely arrogant towards you. I do it online on pseudonymous servers, because I'm an adult with understanding of social context and a functioning emotional regulation system. Unlike you.
See before, quotes from you:
Is babby having his first ever long internet row and doesn't realise to quit when he's in the wrong? :((
I understand American society and culture, and my own. You're simply refusing to accept there's an asynchronicity between the anglosphere and (the rest of) Europe, because you're a lazy little monolingual. :DD
Just like I've been telling you, you can't accept you're wrong, and your ego is just SCREEECHING at you and you can't control yoursel. You really should read a bit more psychology the level you're at is terribly naive.
Do you really think I wasn't around for 9/11? What a stupid hill to die on
I was in school. They called us out one by one over the loudspeaker
Do you understand how irrelevant that is? You don't seem to.
Should I correct your spelling like you did mine?
My friends are still ride or die. Are yours?
XDDD you can't even speak English properly for fucks sake. Then you make those childish insults and then suddenly shift away from them as you realise this isn't one of your insult attempts at recess with your "ride or die" friends. Oh and talking about them, I have to grow my own weed and this leads to me having to interact with literal murderers and rapists and has done since I was a teenager (edit oh i realise that comes off a bit weird. weed is illegal so i have to interact with criminals, and some of them have been serious criminals. and i am a criminal too for smoking weed). I have actual RIDE OR DIE friends, but not political ones. Because it's really bad for business. You'd shit your pants literally if you had to sit across a murderer who asked you if you stole a half a k of meth from them. I didn't. Because I'm very sociable, because I understand social contexts.
Like the context of this thread. This is my thread on someone else's post. You're just replying to me.
To remind you:
I answered you very politely, explaining your misunderstanding, because you said something that literally is not true, while it's portrayed as true in the media, due to very little media coverage (in your language and your part of the world.) Then you proceed to list simple fucking facts and after I've proved to you how well I understand the US, you just screech "IRRELEVANT YOU RETARD IRRELEVANT IM GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN MENTALLY". It's not irrelevant. It's the whole topic of the thread we're doing. You having been wrong, not I. You're still gonna pretend like I don't understand basic facts about the US? Or are you pretending now that it's irrelevant? Which is it? It can't be both, they're mutually exclusive. (Oh, apologies. No... sorry, are those words too ~~larg~~ big for you?)