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The toot does explain nothing!!!
Why is the hammer there?
EDIT: /s people... I am totally tired today I forgot to add it....
I think you meant to type "Why is the hammer there?", so I'll explain that:
"Hitting your penis with a hammer" is a metaphor for doing something obviously terrible. In this case, chasing the latest fad of the month, AI.
Yeah god damn typo and I forgot the /s
I hate Firefox for adding ai...
Awww, you’re so confuuused! I jus wanna squeeze ya 🥰
Thanks you clearly understood the joke! (Maybe I forgot the /s? dont get all the downvotes...)
Also yaaay I wanted to be squeezed! But please not to hard... Otherwise I fart.