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Nothing wakes a cat owner faster than the sound of hyuk hyuk HYUK HYUUURK on the only piece of carpet in the house.
my cat likes to fake hyuk ON THE BED and then turn and look at us like "so you're up! and my food bowl is mysteriously empty!"
I hope my cat doesn't learn that trick.
Or a dog owner
Idunno, my flatmate has a dog and he's never woken me up like that. The dog has though
So you agree
True, but also no slop water drinking or wet dog smell. Give and take