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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I refused to buy one for two reasons:

  1. the principle of me not having any money

  2. it's not a fucking cube. It's a cuboid.

2 might seem like pedantry, but it would have cost them almost nothing in terms of plastic to make it a cube without having to redesign the internals, or they had used an honest designer in the first place.

Honestly, it still itches me now. If I had one I'd 3d-print a little extension to fix it.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It sounds like it should have mostly been point 1, but the GC was wildly affordable when it came out.

[–] Sawblade02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2, if you have a game boy player installed, it becomes an actual cube. I stumbled into a matching orange set at a thrift shop in Japan years ago and will keep it forever.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I've just looked that up and it fixes everything!