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[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So, I went into Chipotle the other day, and approached the young black dude who was taking the order, and asked for a bowl. Then he asked which rice, and said "Let me guess: White?"

I don't know if he was being racist or what, but I've got a thick (white) skin, and can see the humor in anything, so I was laughing when I said "What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean?...but, yeah, I want white rice, but still, what the fuck, dude?"

He got really nervous at that point, thinking he offended me, and of course I took advantage and guilted him into extra steak and guac.

Years from now he will wake up while falling asleep, randomly remembering this awkward encounter