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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe we can talk about how a shit load of men fantasize about dying a peaceful and necessary death instead of wanting to live or having to live in reality?

Cuz fuck, that's so bleak.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is that not normal?

You don't want to detonate the explosives while you're still dangling from the bridge pylon because the enemy army is advancing and there's not enough time to get away safely before they cross?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I'd actually like to stand on the bridge and gently play a tune on my flute to distract them long enough for the explosives to go off as they cautiously approach the center where I wait.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

uhhh, charisma -100.

I know. I play the flute.