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[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Are you saying you don't clean up after your dog? Otherwise, you're cleaning up shit daily. Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily(constantly) and they make auto litter boxes that clean themselves.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily

Your house smells like cat shit, you are simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your cat shits.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

None of that makes what I said untrue. I don't even have cats, lol.

[–] denaggels@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

Then let me tell you as a cat owner, that you should clean litter boxes (at least) once per day 😅

[–] moobythegoldensock 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What are you smoking? You need to clean litter boxes daily.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

And your claim is that most everyone does?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

There are reports that those automatic litter boxes are not safe for cats. Don't use them.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Small dog in a fenced yard, picking up after him is a non issue. His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem. If he goes while on a walk, i pick it up.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don't have to maintain a cat toilet.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago

I don't think it's good to have outdoor cats. They're very destructive to small animals (songbirds included) in the area.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

No, they just come and shit in my yard instead.

The neighbours cats have made it their goal to shit in our vegetable garden and burying the little turd there. I dislike them as much as people that dont pick up after their dogs.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What do you mean "no"? Your cat-owning neighbors don't maintain a cat toilet, do they? Just as I said, so "yes".

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, as in they dont have to maintain their outdoor cat.

I get to do that instead. Oh joy for me.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

Oh, ok. Glad we are on the same page here. Enjoy.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits must also piss you off. Also bears.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Nice non-equivalent there buddy.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

No, I'm representative of all dog owners. If a cat is left outside, it is technically a form of mountain lion, which does not count.

Dogs rool, cats drool.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem.

Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you're simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don't you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't have a yard. Now who's making assumptions, hmmm?