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The killer is volatility—irregular hours + fixed bills = constant crisis mode.
I don't blame anyone who works a job for it not paying a living wage.
You do our masters arguing for them
This is killing me in a different way.
Weekly pay for monthly bills.
Most of my bills land between the 10th and 20th of the month, which means I have to set aside and reserve money from my other paycheques to cover that range.
I am bad at doing so.
Open an account for rent and other known monthly expenses put 25% of that total from each check(or 50% if paid 2x a month). For utilities that are variable use an average of the 5 highest bills you gotten for each account. direct deposit some amount into a account for emergency savings. And the rest to your main account. NEVER steal from your bills account. You can add an amount for fun money as well.
If you can afford $9/mo, YNAB (You Need A Budget) is a great app for managing income and expenses that don't necessarily align on a calendar schedule.
I get that budgeting won't make up for insufficient income, but if it's actually the financial habits that are holding you back, this app works wonders for learning how to properly plan your expenses.
If you're into open source stuff and are willing to spend more effort tinkering, ActualBudget is the same concept, but lacks some QoL features (notably, auto-importing transactions from your bank/credit card statements).