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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 163 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The most infuriating part is they're so bad at this, yet they're still getting away with it. I mean they're just So. Dumb. and yet...

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I enjoy that we haven't even figured out a way to accurately quantify or screen for actual human intelligence, but these clowns think they can synthesis it by making a computer read enough reddit posts.

[–] tym@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's as if there's a larger power structure burning through them to move the needle back to the future

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tym@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

shhh bb is ok (if you're white)

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

true shepperds of their flock