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How could this happen? (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au

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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 56 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I can’t believe Biden personally injected these people with measles.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

I'm Canadian even, and I've often spotted Joe Biden lurking around my home, hiding behind the bushes. He often carries a syringe full of what I can only assume is some deadly disease or another, and a large burlap sack with a question mark on it.

I've noticed Joe Biden stealing jobs from my neighbours, which he places into the burlap sack, as well as money, babies, and other various items.

I try to avoid him, and have thus far been successful, but I fear that one day he'll either steal my job or infect me with some deadly disease.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks Obama!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My sister in law has a neighbor who flooded his home and immediately blamed the Democrats...I wish I was joking...

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have to know more

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So that's all I know about that specific instance, but this individual is a retired guy living in low income housing, and his wife left him specifically because of his political views (and he loves to complain about it) so he's clearly winning at life

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

Dang, sounds like a stand up guy

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

He took them behind the barn. The rest he infected by using FEMA to poison the water supply.