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This would send me into a food coma.
Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.
That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC
That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.
Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down
LOL