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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bar says "Ouch."

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth away.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Chuck is the poisonous one, since the snake died. The snake was venomous.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 6 hours ago

I'm so glad pedantry is not dead.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Whenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves