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Pfft, rookie executive ordering right here. I've just signed a very cool and very legal executive order stating that the orange child rapist should be beaten with a baseball bat every hour on the hour.
Hah! Republicans will just change the definition of an hour.
And baseball bat
I dunno, they probably don’t want to mess with anything sports as it could piss off their constituents.
Baseball is gay and woke, everyone knows the manly men play Trumpball ™️
I’m guessing there’s not a lot of movement in Trump ball.
On the contrary. There are lots and lots of movements, it can get quite messy at times
You saw where I was going with that and decide not on a left or right turn or even a U-turn, but you grabbed the steering wheel and went for a fucking ampersand-turn.
I like you.
Sometimes you just gotta hit'em with a tariff.
That was hilarious, more so I think because I had no idea what the premise was and had to figure it out on the fly.
Instant fan. Thanks for sharing!