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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In other news, I’ve signed an executive order that states Donald Trump doesn’t get to eat anymore. This is valid and legal, as my executive order says it is valid and legal.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pfft, rookie executive ordering right here. I've just signed a very cool and very legal executive order stating that the orange child rapist should be beaten with a baseball bat every hour on the hour.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hah! Republicans will just change the definition of an hour.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, they probably don’t want to mess with anything sports as it could piss off their constituents.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Baseball is gay and woke, everyone knows the manly men play Trumpball ™️

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m guessing there’s not a lot of movement in Trump ball.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the contrary. There are lots and lots of movements, it can get quite messy at times

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

You saw where I was going with that and decide not on a left or right turn or even a U-turn, but you grabbed the steering wheel and went for a fucking ampersand-turn.

I like you.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That was hilarious, more so I think because I had no idea what the premise was and had to figure it out on the fly.

Instant fan. Thanks for sharing!