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[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry I'm confused. I mean script as in scripting as in the form of Delayed Echolalia where an autistic person will like repeat a phrase they've heard before usually entirely divorced from the context or use of the original. They heard the phrase "6 7" and it's become something they just repeat randomly. Not like a font.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Get them to use calibri since that font is too woke for the government.

Maybe that's what the person above was alluding to? I don't know, that's the best guess I've got. I didn't catch anything font related from your original comment but it could be a language thing.

Edit: or an autocorrect ;)

Oh thank you for reminding me about the Calibri thing. My teenager will be thrilled to learn that and incorporate it into every one of cleverly disguised shitposts he calls school assignments for the sole reason that it would bother the Chuds that currently occupy the Federal Government.