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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 131 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Her lips quivered as his eyebrows quivered. She looked at him like a dog staring at a ham.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I cannot read this without hearing Leslie Nielsen's voice.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 33 points 2 days ago

"Like a blind man at an orgy ... I was going to have to feel my way through" - Frank Drebin

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My mind went to Liam Neeson

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

It’s a pale imitation.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I heard that he's riddled with aids.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 2 days ago

Liam Nielsen

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seconds passed, then minutes more. Hours even: that's 2,4,6,8 and so on. She waited with a baited breath, ensnaring precious oxygen into her lungs with reckless abandon. If air was money, she'd be sniffing every fart like it's rent. That's not what she did though. So she waited.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

You should have entered the Lython contest