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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

His wife already did, along with a lot of other stuff.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

That's alright he's trading down to Erica "sex is only for reproduction" Kirk. So he'll just have to 69 the couch.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Does the ban count for 69ing with BarcaLoungers?

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago

yes because the notion that jd vance would ever give is bonkers

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

68 missing out on all the fun by being a normal number and not subject to memes.