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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I would read that horror story. Imagine unexpectedly facing eternity with The Spanish Inquisition, conquistadors, various other brutal imperialist forces and having it presented to you as a rare honor for a lifetime of Christian service. I imagine it like "The Good Place" except it isn't a comedy.

[–] s@piefed.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints 

The sinners are much more fun

[–] agentlangdon 9 points 2 days ago

That Billy Joel song was banned by the Catholic church in my country when it first came out.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey just want to let you know I made a writing prompt based off your comment.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! I love writing prompts. I saved it so I can see how it goes. Do you write on there?

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sometimes, I try to write whenever a post that isn't from me comes up. Haven't written in a while though.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No imperialist is worthy of eternal life in the Lord's kingdom. Jesus was a black transgender communist, and don't you forget it.

[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There are plenty of black transgender communist Jews. Google Mizrahim, Kibbutz, and the number of genders in the Talmud.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is why nazis don't like him

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Joseph didn't give Him a Y chromosome. Plus, being the incarnation of the Lord, He was nonbinary. He even used neopronouns - He/Him

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He couldn't have gotten very far with only half his chromosomes. Therefore the other half of his DNA must've been god DNA. It's a shame he didn't have kids!

Not to worry, there are plenty of other demigods in history who did have children, like Heracles. And plenty of god genes in the gene pool. That's where ADHD and double jointedness comes from.