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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Get yourself a girl who lets you suck the milk from her tiddies, folks.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just to clarify though, not a first date question.

More like third.

[–] metallic_z3r0 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You want to get their interest, but as this might be one of those deal breaker questions, you should get it out of the way early. There's no shame in breaking up from an incompatibility in attraction or sexual preference, but there should be some shame at sticking with it expecting another person to change for you.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

My girlfriend hates anal but likes to role play rape so it works out.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nope. That shit ain't pasteurized.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 16 points 2 years ago

Get yourself a girl with piping hot tiddies, folks.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I doubt that's a problem with human milk. We have to pasteurize animal milk because the bacteria that is symbiotic to them is very dangerous to us.