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Ravioli divination (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world

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[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 65 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

You read the tea leaves after you've had tea. The Old Ones don't appreciate food waste.

Everyone knows proper ravioli divination is done by consuming the can of ravioli, then listening carefully to the indigestion.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chef boyardee isn't even food.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of course not! He’s a chef. And he’s dead. What kind of necromancy cannibalism are you into? 🤮

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Chef B died for our ~~sins~~ spaghettios

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like people don't even believe in audiomancy anymore

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Tinnitus ruined my practice of it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You eat the can of ravioli cold after a night of drinking vodka, then you read the diarrhea splatter.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah, diarrhivination.