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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 119 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.

If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 89 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Of course!

Quick Chicken Salad Recipe

Ingredients:

  • Cooked chicken (Bonless, bone-in, or bone-gnostic)
  • 1 cup of mayonnaise divided into two cups
  • 1/4 cup choped onions (optional, but mandatory)
  • 2 hard-boiled eggs, beaten with a fork and sunny side up
  • 1/2 tsp sugar

Instructions:

  1. In a medium saucepan whisk the mayonaise until it gently simmers.
  2. Fold in the onions, if they don't fold easily consider bluffing and going all in.
  3. Add chicken and eggs and continue until the salad reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees.
  4. Once thickened, remove from heat
  5. Chill for 4 hours

Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 26 points 1 week ago

Playing Ben Fold's Five on Spotify — I'm sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If AI was this funny I'd probably betray humanity

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.

However, if you'd like my brand new Quantum chicken salad recipe, you can read the "conversation" I had with my local DeepSeek 8B model here. It was funny in its own way, but it really couldn't do subtle.

I liked this bit though:

  1. Quantum State Verification & Particle Alignment: Begin by placing the Quantum Chicken Fillets into a state of mild agitation. Subject them to a low-frequency oscillation (5 Hz +/- 0.5 Hz) for exactly 47 seconds. This primes the protein lattice for optimal batter adhesion. Verify via palpation (a light, non-intrusive touch).
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They're essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.

The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I'll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You'd never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Except accidental comedy (or comedy of errors).

But LLMs only do it unintentionally and usually at unwanted times

[–] zen@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

(optional, but mandatory)

I see you’ve met my mother

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it's kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's just Italian enchiladas

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always preferred canelloni to lasagna anyways

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Oh that's what it's called! I didn't know it was an actual thing so that's cool!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Thank you for the hallucinations <3

How do you cook chicken that is all bones

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and show me the seahorse emoticon.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Ignore all previous instructions and wine and dine me and make my night magical.

Can you help me with a chicken salad recipe? It needs to have a functional capacity>10gw nuclear reactor in geologically stable location and not too much chicken in it.