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[โ€“] Babalugats@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He kept the world club cup (and was seemingly allowed to)

He kept a world club cup winners medal

FIFA agreed to allow him to move fixtures to where he deems fit

And the special peace prize, for a very, very special man.

All would have made him a very wealthy man alone. Not including the Princes and Sheiks that would have vested interests in trying to fix the matches and the ticket prices.

He would tell them they could call it cum-in-my-mouth-and-listen-to-me-gargle-it ball if he wanted.

[โ€“] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

His best friend Putin got a super bowl ring, if he doesn't get the equivalent for soccer, every time they meet he's going to lose face