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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why do people always say “be me” on these things?

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Green text usually follows "be me" with some indication of gender and age. Eg Be me 51m.

It's from 4chan. The format is an early form of brainrot.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, I mean why the choice of words. I don’t understand it…like, stylistically I guess I’m saying?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s a 4chan thing or green text thing.

Green text is a 4chan thing

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda like asking why do they say skibidi toilet? Its just stupid nonsense, don't over think it.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That’s totally different. Your superior was just curious about it.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk why anyone isn't mentioning this but it's kinda like how people say "POV:"

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I haven’t actually seen that one.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You should strive to be me because I'm better than you.