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That has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I've ever seen, send this child back to school.
This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)
it's bc CEO didn't pay for Premium Guillotine(tm). CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.
One of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down
don't judge school projects too harshly!
besides, you've described a great are performance, with a MESSAGE
I fail to see the downside
We haven't got all day!
A good guillotine? In this economy?!
Besides, it's probably way scarier to die from improper cut.
Nicolas Jacques Pelletier
One of the first guillotine victims, his execution reportedly failed initially due to a poorly fitted lunette (headrest) and a dull blade, requiring multiple attempts and hacks to finish, according to historical reports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Jacques_Pelletier
I would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.
Because of inflation its cheap โน๏ธ
You mean the CEO gets to suffer before they die? Bonus points!
Well shit, I was hopin' you'd say that.
Donny!
Got a job for ya!
That kid is going to turn into a real John C. Woods, and I'm here for it.