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Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbreaking:_The_Worst_Person_You_Know_Just_Made_a_Great_Point

I fucking hate that I actually agree with the fat child rapist. I'm now going to go and scrub my skin off with bleach!!

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it helps, he doesn't actually believe this, or care either way, he's just extremely bribable.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

He also has a grudge against the NFL because Jerry Jones kept him from getting a team.