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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Can he just die already? Of natural causes I mean.

[–] minnism@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The world will, without a doubt, be a better place when he is no longer present. Though I hope his dementia holds on to him for a long while.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm just covering my bases so I don't get banned (Reddit habit)

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would genuinely celebrate his death by any cause whatsoever

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd natural causes him for you if I could get away with it. I should have natural causesed his whole inauguration.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't wish him death, but I also don't wish him a calm and peaceful one.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't wish him death but I will read his obituary with great satisfaction.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey hey now. Speaking openly may get you banned and I don't want that. Lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't hate Death that much I'd subject him to Krasnov's presence

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And have jd vance? Id actually rather have this dementia patient.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Party at my place when it happens. Date TBD

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Party everywhere when it happens dude

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Rocks is natural.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Iron and carbon occur naturally