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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 224 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Describing what they want in plain, human language is impossible for stakeholders.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 88 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

'I want you to make me a Facebook-killer app with agentive AI and blockchains. Why is that so hard for you code monkeys to understand?'

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot we run on fritos, tab, and mountain dew.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe he want to write damn login page himself.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

Not say it out loud. Not stupid... Just proud.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Even writing an RFC for a mildly complicated feature to mostly describe it takes so many words and communication with stakeholders that it can be a full time job. Imagine an entire app.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting ai to do a complex problem correctly takes so much detailed explanation, it's quicker to do it myself

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

You want the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Ok np

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

LLMs need to be trained to work with reptilian language. Problem solved.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

The canonical video which demonstrates that truth.