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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Why is my child applying to Nestle's child mines"

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

he yearns

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?