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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 180 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Deleting Roblox and installing Factorio

You'll thank me when you're older, kid.

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Why is my child applying to Nestle's child mines"

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Older? Poor kid might forget to eat or drink water if you get him hooked on Factorio

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my generation, we lived on Mountain Dew and Cheetos, and look at the Sim Cities we built.

[–] themoken@startrek.website 17 points 2 weeks ago

Look on my works Sim Mayor and

You will regret this!

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pedant version: [eat || (drink water)]

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Paying for Factorio and letting their engineering career pay for your retirement home is way cheaper than saving for retirement!