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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Why do you want millions of people to die? That's pretty weird.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Millions dead? Are you crazy? 3 months of my 2 point auto safety plan and everyone will drive very very carefully all the time! I'm SAVING LIVES!

[–] agedcorn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reads as rather blantant satire to me. Perhaps you're the weird one weirdy.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

If we were on fuck cars that wouldn't be satire. Didnt realize we're on not the onion instead.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

They'll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

Then again, I don't like most people.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

The article is saying that one of the main things they are trying to axe is Automatic Emergency Braking requirements, and it links to a page with this video. The people in the biggest vehicles will be mostly fine I think, it's everyone else that's in trouble here.

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

That wasn't what was proposed