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168 hours in a week
Minus 56 for sleep is 112
Minus 40 hour work week is 72
Minus half hour commute 5 days a week is 67
67
Minus 65 hours doomscrolling in bed is 2
How tf am I supposed to have hobbies and health with only 2 hours of free time every week?
So, no laundry, eating, bathing, shitting, anything like that? What's your secret?
(In fairness shitting can be combined with either the 40hrs/work if you're smart, or with the 56hr/sleep if you're not, but then the no bathing or laundry becomes a bigger issue..)
I do multitask by doomscrolling on the toilet, at work, or even on the toilet at work sometimes. It does buy a few more hours for doomscrolling in bed
He works at a water park so both are combined with the 40hrs/work
Winter must be ROUGH.
Not if he lives near the equator. They got water parks year round.
Source: Used to live by one...
Come on ! People act like laudry hasn't evolved since the 19th century. It takes 1h a week max. Bathing : 2h a week Eating/cooking at home : 15h a week Cleaning the house : 2h a week You are still left with 47h a week left for gym, side projects and socializing. If you don't have kids, life is really not that hard !
spend less on candles
"no"
~~You actually don't have those 2 hours left. It's a half hour commute 1 way. Meaning an hour a day for 5 days not 30 mins for 5 days. Looks like you may need to cutt out 30 mins of doomscrolling.~~
Nm. You did the math right, I just read it wrong without checking your working.