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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago

More than you'd enjoy.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's a cheetah, not a leopard.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, no, I think that's leopards

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You're selling cheetahs short here. I'm confident that they're perfectly capable of face-munching.

...Fell free to put it to the test and prove me wrong though.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago