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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tzeentch's would make you shower thought yourself to paranoia

Nurgle's is laced with dog shit

Korne's is just cocaine rolled in a blunt shape

Slaanesh's would be an everything bluntel

Big E's at that point in his life would be a placebo and he'd then preach to you about your mind being your greatest weapon or some shit.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chaos laced with LSD, krokodil, PCP, X.

Big E's is the crustiest brick weed you've ever seen.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its grim dark none of their shit is dank

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I disagree. There is one.

The Tau absolutely have the dankest shit. It explains "the greater good" pretty well.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh damn you are right. The Tau got that shit that makes you convert your whole lifestyle to healing stones and togetherness. Nice.