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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[โ€“] Zink@programming.dev 69 points 2 weeks ago (52 children)

That last paragraph about ~"we voted maga ... we want the illegals gone ... never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant" sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.

But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

They were sold the idea that deporting unregistered workers would mean more jobs for registered workers. Essentially they voted for the one party promising jobs.

Too bad it was all a lie

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