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Anon's solution for first date nerves (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 166 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

OP just learned what the 'con' in 'con man' is short for.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Are you shitting me right now?

[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One day someone will have this same reaction to the word "rizz"

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I had this reaction while playing Baldurs Gate. I knew what it meant to "rizz" someone but didn't know where it came from. I had a high DC charisma check and, after passing it, said, "I rizzed em with my charisma! Ohh..."

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