Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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does this qualify? :) (feddit.de)

submitted 2 years ago by u202307011927@feddit.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] u202307011927@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you please shut the big metal fans outside off before you go to sleep? They use up too much power, and we don't need them to run during the night, thankyou :)

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ackchyually the blades are made out of carbon fibers.

[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How many?

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Three fiddy.